Ice Breaker Questionare

So someone sent this to me via facebook and I thought it was kinda funny. These are "icebreaker" questions to ask on a date. Maybe if I had these 90% of my dates wouldn't have been awkward.

*When is your Birthday: June 19, 1989. Same day as Garfield!
*What was your nickname in high school: Barbie
*What do you do for exercise: Spin and kick boxing, maybe if I told guys that they wouldn't act lame sometimes.
*What is on your bedside table: Picture of Ella, Kylee, Kirsten and I; Scriptures; Miracle of Forgiveness; car keys; necklace; empty gum pack; notebook.
*What is your best Halloween costume: Either Poison Ivy or a Ninja Turtle; both homemade and both Bad A$$!
*If you could be any cartoon character what would it be: Jessica Rabbit, Have you seen her? She is bangin!
*Where is your favorite Hiking trail: Mount Timpanogos. That is totally spelled wrong
*Name a singer you can't stand the sound of: Miley Cyrus, I here her voice and I throw up in my mouth
*Coke or Pepsi: Definitely Pepsi unless it's diet and then I'm a coke fan
*If you were to perform in a circus what would you do: Stick me head inside the lions mouth.
*What is the best restaurant you ever ate at: In N Out!
*What's your favorite Holiday: 4th of July, it's warm and there are fireworks
*Tell me about your first road trip in your first car: Let's see, drove up to Salt Lake in my bug with Tia and Kylee. Got a flat tire. Stranger helped with flat tire. Tia and Kylee gave stanger address and phone number. Took my car to the shop. Walked 2 miles to hair show. Awesome.
*If you could get free air fare, what country would you visit: Idaho, I know it's a state but I want to see Alan, Kiersten and Bri and have you met the people from Rexburg, they are practically from another country.
*What is your favorite curse word: It depends on the moment but damn is always good; hell works and on occasion S**T.
*What's your favorite smell: The smell of a salon or the smell of a car or boat when it revs its engine, I have no idea what that is called.
*What is your favorite cereal: Trix, they are for kids
*When was the last time you fired a gun: On a date a few years ago. Why I let some strange guy take me out shooting, I don't know.
*Have you ever gone skinny dipping or streaking: I went skinny dipping last week for the first time and streaking no.
*What body part to you get caught looking at the most: On me or another person? On guys I look at their wedding ring finger. I don't like flirting with married men. I wish there was a gay finger I hate hitting on gay men as well.
*What is your favorite food: Chicken rolls, flaming hot cheetos or corndogs.
*Do you like to dance: Oh yes. Jodi says I don't have any rhythm but she has never seen me drop it like it's hot.
*What was your favorite childhood T.V. show: I really like Barney, I was always so disappointed when I would turn it on and it would be over. My kids will never have to suffer that heartbreak thanks to DVR.
*Are all people truly created equal: People are created equal but as they grow up some people need to be kicked in the nuts or beheaded AKA Obama and Rosie O' Donnel
*What is your favorite season and why: SUMMER!!! Hello tans, shorts, flip flops, everyones a lot sexier in the summer!
*What makes you laugh: I think the list wouldn't be shorter if I was asked what makes you not laugh, Dad's gas would be on that list.
*What shocks or offends you: I grew up in a house with 5 boys, Chance and Ian are my best friends. Nothing shocks me and people who tell me girls suck offends me. Someone should junk punch them.
*Do you have any pet peeves: Woman you try to make their daughter grow up too fast, if your daughter is 8 she does not need highlights; when someone says something funny and then 3 seconds later they say "I was like..." ya I know I just heard you; guys who pull up next to me and try to get me to roll down my window, Do they really think I'm going to give them my number?; half black girls that don't like me, I feel like that happens pretty frequently.
*What is your ideal of an ideal boyfriend: Active LDS, funny, hard working. oh ya and not a freaking girl, please don't make me wear the pants, I just like controlling the zipper. Ha ha just kidding. Just about the zipper part not about the wearing the pants part.
*What are some of the little things you appreciate about your life: I wake up every morning and think "Man I love my life"
*What is your relationship with your parents: I love them. My mama is my best friend and my dad... he's okay. I'm fibbing. I just adore him.
*What is your favorite part of your job: I love everything about my job, I really don't think there is one thing I don't like.
*What is your favorite movie to watch over and over and over again: Elf! SANTA!!! I know him, I know him.
*What music are you listening to these days: A lot of country, Punk, a little R&B here and there.
*What is your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night: Dance the night away
*What is your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon: Sleep for hours and hours
*What kind of boys are you interested in: The ones with cute faces mostly
*Do you like children: YES!! I would pop some out right now if I could but considering I need help with that and I'm supposed to wait for that help til I get married, I'll just have to wait a few years
*Have you ever eaten children: Yes that is a real question on here. If some guy asked me that on a date order the most expensive thing and then leave without eating it.
*What "bad" thing did you do as a kid that your parents never found out about: I told my parents everything when I moved out but up until then. I snuck out of my house; I was really 13 when I got my first kiss not 16. When I was in 6th grade I quit reading club to play spin the bottle at lunch, I really don't think I ever told my parents that.